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Thursday, December 11, 2003

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq

A sprightly ditty from Bad Attitudes.
If we cannot find Osama,
Bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama,
Bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are Saudi,
And the bank takes back your Audi,
Let’s play cowboy and get rowdy,
Bomb Iraq.

Corporate scandals are a-growin’?
Bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin’,
Bomb Iraq.

If the smoking gun ain’t smokin’
I don’t care, and I ain’t jokin’.
Ol’ Saddam will soon be croakin’,
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies,
Bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys,
Bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections;
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

So here’s one for dear old daddy,
Bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy,
Bomb Iraq.

Saying no would look like treason.
It’s the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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