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Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender hesitates, then says "Well, all right. But don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Phyllis Diller
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